One thing I just love about being a second grade teacher is getting to read my students published stories. I always feel so proud when they actually apply what I've taught in their stories and usually I laugh out loud over several of them and run to show my husband. We recently did a Non-fiction unit where they wrote a book about something they were an expert about. There's some excellent advice in these second grade masterpieces. Here are a few of my favorites...
Oliver is an expert on roller coaster riding etiquette...no hats allowed.
Isaiah is an expert on the kinds of people that play football...they are obviously mean.
Chloe is an expert on the care of plants. If you plant a garden for goodness sake don't step on it!
Diairra is an expert on the clothing store, Justice. If you are trying on clothes make sure they fit
Langston is an expert on Dogs. If you have a dog, give it affection or it WILL turn on you.
that last one is really funny!! another perk of teaching - reading their funny things :)
ReplyDeleteSo sweet, I love it!
ReplyDeleteomg i love this post! So adorable! :)
ReplyDeleteI loved the garden story, and they were all so adorable! =D You're an awesome teacher Allison!
ReplyDeleteI love these!! The football one and the dog one are my favorites!
ReplyDeletebahaha How to Get to Different Justice. Nice. Priorities of a 2nd grader :)
ReplyDeleteThese are all so cute! Love kids! Also, I have that exact same mug! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a blessing it would be to be in your class! As a future teacher, it is SO refreshing to see teachers finding joy in their job. :)
ReplyDeleteAwww... Kids say the cutest things! I love what they're all experts on. :-)
ReplyDeleteMelt my heart! My oldest is in second grade and I die when I go up to the school and see all their writings and work on the wall!! These are priceless!
ReplyDeletehaha the dog one is my favorite!!!
ReplyDelete"So, love them beyond afection".. Y E S!
ReplyDeleteLoved this. I think we have the best job in the world, HANDS DOWN. It can be rough at times, but the pros DEFINITELY outweigh the cons.
ReplyDeleteHow much fun is that! Love all the stories- We saved several of my son's papers because he was such a funny kid. xo Diana
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, these are hilarious. I am seriously laughing out loud right now! Little kids are the best, I hope I can find a teaching job here in Chicago, because I need more of that funny magic in my life!
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Love these! Especially the last one! I used to teacher first and second grade and I miss the cute things that they write about!
ReplyDeleteLOL..thanks for the laughs and warm and fuzzies! My 6 year old has some classics too:-)
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This is hilarious and adorable :)
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